Brody Jenner Is Tapping This

On Thursday Brody Jenner was proudly boasting on his relationship with model girlfriend Cora Skinner, whom he’d told People Magazine had already “met the ‘rents” and that she’s become “part of the family.”

Today, however, he’s singing a very different tune, according to the latest reports. Apparently Brody was seen getting cozy with none other than Hollywood’s VIP slut, Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan and Brody Jenner avoided being photographed together Friday night as the two hit night clubs in New York, but while inside they got pretty cozy, sources tell People.

The pair were spotted “all over each other” at Beatrice Inn. They stayed about 30 minutes and then headed to another celebrity hot spot, The Box, along with buddy Frankie Delgado. Reportedly, they both lingered until 3:30 a.m.

“She likes him. It’s early, but they are more than friends,” a source says of Lohan. “He seems to like her back. They’re actually sweet together, it would be nice if she kept him around.”

Of course she likes him. He’s got a penis, hasn’t he? About the only thing that could shock me about Lohan’s sexcapades is if she was into canines. And even then, it’s somewhat questionable.

Here she below hitting nightclubs in NYC this weekend where she certainly did not consume any alcohol. None whatsoever.

More photos after the jump!