Write Your Own Fantasy

Leave it up to a grouchy Jessica Alba to focus more on the weight gain issue during an interview about her pregnancy with Extra, than the joy of becoming a mother.

That, and apparently she’s afraid of breastfeeding. If she needs practice in that department, I’ll most definitely help her get acquainted with the sensation.

“It’s quite a blessing and perfect timing,” the glowing star told “Extra” at a junket for her new thriller, “The Eye.”

The only thing that takes some getting used to?

“Definitely a lot more emotions!” she confessed. “Anything could make me incredibly angry or break down crying, and that’s not something I’m used to.”

She also admitted that she’s already dreaming about baby.

“It had to do with breastfeeding, which is the only thing I’m paranoid about, more than giving birth,” she revealed, adding that she’s trying not to gain too much weight during the pregnancy.

“I try and eat healthy as possible, good for baby, exercise, as long as i don’t’ gain too much to fast, that’s the key,” she said.

All she ever does is whine whine whine. SMH. Aren’t chicks supposed to be glowing when they are with child?

Write Your Own Fantasy: Jessica Alba is paranoid about breastfeeding because ________.