Lohan To Profit Off Drug Addiction & Arrest
January 25th, 2008
By: Melysa
While the average person would serve time in the clink for a DUI, Lindsay Lohan instead served just 84 mintues and has now been offered a yet undisclosed sum of money to produce a memoir on her life. We should all be so damn lucky.
Between working at the morgue and befriending Italian men, Lindsay Lohan has reportedly found time to begin penning her memoirs, which is part “Little Girl Lost” by Drew Barrymore and part inside look at being an “it” girl. OK! Magazine reports that she’s sold on making the book happen, but money woes might be her motivation.
Unless she dishes the dirt on every peen she’s sucked, and which girl she likes to use her strap-on with, I see no reason for its publication. No one wants to read about some spoiled c^nt who throws her money away in expensive bags and cheap men.
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5 more years, 30 more relapses, and she ought to be sucking cock in dark alleys, and behind convenience stores for a forty and a bump of blow. Nothing like watching a train wreck in slow motion. She provides far more entertainment value with her retarted antics than she ever did on the silver screen. Hahahaha… can’t wait to drop a load in her in return for a swig of my beer in the not too distant future