Paris Hilton Puts on a Bikini and Hopes You Don’t Forget Who She Is

There’s been no bigger loser during the epic rise of a one Kim Kardashian than Paris Hilton. Think about it. Kris Humphries got paid. Kris Jenner got paid. Ray J got in that. Khloe Kardashian got Lamar Odom, and then paid. The only real loser here is Paris Hilton. Right?

If it weren’t for Kardashian we’d be talking about Paris Hilton as the least talented celebrity in the business. The one chick who blew her way into millions and millions of dollars. That used to be Hilton’s tag. Now, it belongs to Kardashian.

That, however, is why we’re starting to see Ms. Hilton unleash her goods once again. She’s trying to entice us into giving her the crown of Queen Useless. Sure, whatever you want. Both you, Ms. Hilton, and Kim Kardashian are useless. Show us what you’ve got and we’ll consider letting you back in.