Jessica-Jane Clement Thinks Water is Funny; We Think Her Body is Sexy

Hey, what’s so funny, Jessica-Jane Clement? Maybe it has something to do with the water tickling her lady parts. Sure, whatever.

It’s pretty funny to see Ms. Clement all over the place. I’m not complaining, but the reason for her being the center of our attention has a lot to do with the push for her new reality show, “I’m a Celebrity…” Sounds terrible. But what doesn’t sound terrible is Ms. Clement teasing us with her grooming details.

The model-slash-actress, who has appeared in a string of lads mags and posed for Playboy when she was 18, told The Sun: ‘I love bikinis.

‘I wear Brazilian ones, which are small on the bum. They might look skimpy.’

She also teased: ‘I’ve had a wax. I’m fully prepared!’

Good. God. I’ve heard of “too much information,” but I’ve never heard of “just the right amount of information.” That was perfect!

I hope you guys are fully prepared for some heavenly goodness, because that’s what we’re bringing you, after the jump!