She Can Have Him!!!

Jared Leto and Paris Hilton making out over the weekend at the 2008 Sundance Film Festival

Alright, so I stepped away from my laptop for a few hours while I dealt with some crap and this is what I have return to!! What is Jared Leto Jordan Catalano doing sucking on Paris Hilton’s face?!?!

I’m seriously going to draft a list of the effing people this tramp has hooked-up with. Don’t get me wrong, I’m no saint. As a matter of fact, I had quite the reputation in college, but I’m happy to say I came out STD-free and with fully functioning vagine muscles.

This skank’s poon must be so stretched out, her tampon probably just falls out of it when she’s taking a leak.

Sigh. When did Jared Leto Jordan Catalano become such a tool?

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Jared Leto Jordan Catalano the Tool after the jump!

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