Russian Guy Touches 2000 Boobs In the Name of Russian Politics [Video]

This is beyond brilliant. Here is a guy, a hero, if you will, who went on a crusade to touch 1000 sets of Russian boobs. His mission, to touch said boobs and then shake the hand of Russian Prime Minster Vladimir Putin. Using some sort of boob residue logic, which we fully stand by, this man, Sam Nickle, by touching 2000 boobs and then shaking Putin’s hand, Putin, in turn, will have touched 2000 boobs. Make sense?

Sam Nickle, you are a true Russian hero. And to all the women of Russia… thank you. We never know how smoking hot the women of Mother Russia were. Not Bad at all.

via Buzzfeed