Amy Winehouse Caught Smoking Crack

The Sun UK has footage of Amy Winehouse allegedly smoking crack at at her East London home at 5am last Friday.

I say allegedly because the video footage is somewhat grainy and I can’t tell what the hell she’s smoking. It’s a pipe for sure, but she could be smoking weed for all I know. Of course, I doubt that is the case.

They claim the songstress participated in a 19-minute snorting binge of powdered ecstasy and cocaine. Additionally, Wino admits on tape her having popped six Valiums to “bring [herself] down.”

On tape, Amy is heard mumbling some crazy talk about her cat, saying, “If I was that cat I’d leave on my own accord — I’d call a cab. It ain’t right. This ain’t Toys R Us. They took my cat.” Typical drug talk. That crap is always entertaining though, until someone has a bad trip and starts crying because someone stepped on an ant or something.

Britney is probably at home plotting a way to upstage Wino. Crazies always want to upstage each other. It’s like those sluts you see on MTV’s Spring Break. As soon as one of them hoes flashes a tit, the other ones have to follow suit. Eventually the drunkest one just pulls off her panties and just goes at it with some douche in public.

More photos after the jump!