Who Even Cares Anymore?

Personally, unless it’s upskirt shots of Britney Spears‘ vagine, I could give a rat’s ass about her. But her and Kim Kardashian generate more traffic than Paris Hilton has sores in her vulva, so quit your whining and eat up!

According to People Magazine, America’s Next Top Mommy has placed a restraining order against boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, although he denies the claims, saying–

“All I can say is that I have not been in contact with Britney since early Friday morning. The reason being, that I have has to attend a family funeral in Santa Barbara. My phone has been off during this time out of respect for my family. I am only now becoming aware of what is being said. I hope to be back home in Los Angeles soon and to be in contact with Miss Spears.”

So who’s her new love? Another pap smear by name of Phillipe. The girl sure knows hot to pick ‘em!

When asked about that man we once thought knocked her up, UsWeekly reports the pop tart said, “I don’t know who that is… I have never met him before.”

On Saturday Brit Brit was up to her usual madness, this time driving around with Sam Lufti and that Chad guy, before finally picking up Phillipe and returning home with all three men in tow.

Orgy in the house!

Spare yourself… go straight to 2:00!

Photos of Brit and her Saturday night men after the jump!