Yet Another Effing Story About BS

This morning Sam Lufti phoned On-Air with Ryan Seacrest to discuss the latest rumors surrounding Britney Spears and her possible engagement and pregnancy.

And as can be predicted, BS herself was at his side acting crazy and looking for attention. This time it was after Sam busts into her bedroom where she says “Hi!” then proclaiming, “Get out, I’m naked, get out! I stink, ’cause I’m a human being. Shut the door, I’m nasty!”

If the obvious fact that she doesn’t bathe isn’t reason enough for why she’s nasty, then you should consider the fact that some random dude by name of Chad was also in the house and was part of Brit’s midnight shopping spree last night. When asked how he got in on the mix he says, “I’m still trying to figure that out.”

Methinks Brit’s nasty and needs to shower because she got through being tag teamed, but then again maybe that’s just my dirty mind at work.

And if all this nonsense isn’t enough to satisfy your Britney fixation, check out the below video of her and Adnan Ghalib earlier last night. The quack just yells and attempts to speak with a British accents. Sounds more like she’s gargling balls to me, but whatever.