Suggested Photos for Jennifer Lopez’s Match.Com Profile

Now that Jennifer Lopez is single, we figured we’d help her out in her quest to find a new man. We imagine that she, at this very moment, is signing up for a Match.com account. And while we don’t have any experience setting up a profile, we do know what guys are looking for in a woman.

Might we suggest first and foremost, Ms. Lopez, if you did indeed cheat on your man you might want to leave that out of your profile. Instant turn off.

You might, however, want to talk about your career. Highlight your time at “In Living Color” if you’re looking for a younger man. Talk about your role in “Out of Sight” if you’re looking for a more distinguished gentleman. Bring up “Monster-In-Law” and “Maid In Manhattan” only if you’re looking to be someone’s “beard.”

The meat of your profile, however, won’t be your likes or dislikes. It won’t be your dreams or aspirations either. The truth is, all you need to do is submit a few photos and add a sentence explaining why you dated Diddy. It’s important we know.

Here are a few photos we think would stop some Match.com suitors in their tracks!