Roger Clemens Trial: Jury Selection Edition

I’m just as confused about the Roger Clemens trial as you are, so don’t think you’re alone on this. What I do know is that they are in the middle of selecting a jury. Note to potential jurors, do not ask for autographs!

The best part of the trial thus far is the list of possible major league witnesses. Aside from his teammate and snitch Andy Pettite, other ex-players who might testify are David Cone, Wade Boggs, Phil Garner and Woody Williams. Not the most impressive bunch, but it leads me to wonder whether or not Boggs will eat fried chicken prior to his appearance.

In order to not confuse you, I figured I’d let the experts fill you in on where we are in the Clemens trial. Plus, I give you all the YouTube evidence you need to prove that Clemens did to steroids. Think, Mike Piazza.

Jury Selection Underway in Washington, D.C. (SB Nation)

Trial Lawyers Reveals Major League Lineup of Witnesses (Montreal Gazette)

Potential Jurors Grilled on Vitamins, TV Habits and Steroids (USA Today)

It’s Casey Anthony at the Bat With Roger Clemens on Deck (Washington Times)

Once Again Clemens is in the Spotlight (Boston Globe)

Rocket Armed With Blackmail Defense (NY Daily News)

Your Roger Clemens Chuckle of the Morning (NBC Sports)