Comedy Central to Roast Charlie Sheen

Losing!

It appears that Comedy Central wants to cash-in on the fleeting Charlie Sheen craze by roasting him. Great idea. By time this airs, sometime in late-September, Sheen will either have OD’d or will be an afterthought. I imagine it will be the latter, yet won’t bet against the former.

This idea seems cute and all, but it’s really just an opportunity for some comics toss around “duh, winning” like Sheen tosses around once-sexually-abused girlfriends! We’re over here now! If you need us, we’ll be hiding in Lisa Lampanelli’s vagina (pause for ‘ooohhh’). All kidding aside, Charlie, you’re a great guy. We wish you the best of luck (allow for audience applause followed by bro hug).

Great roast moments, after the jump!

via Buzzfeed