Bad Week For Soft Porn Purveyor

April 13th, 2007

By: Ben Martin

Joe Francis, who is looking a bit like Charles in Charge circa 1985, was arrested on Tuesday for criminal contempt and indicted for tax evasion on Wednesday. Now sources from People claim that he is being charged with bribing a prison guard for a bottle of water and possession of prescription meds in his cell. Does he ever learn?

How much do ya’ll want to bet that he will be the prettiest girl in prison. “Girls Gone Wild: Cellblock E” will be just him running around jail lifting his shirt & showing nipple.

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