So, What Exactly Are You Doing Down There Lindsay?

There are a number of very entertaining actions that could be used to answer the questions above, however find out what was really going on with Lindsay Lohan (at least according to Lindsay Lohan) after the jump.

While partying in New York’s Lower East Side, Lindsay apparently took a spill outside a popular bar. Lindsay Facebooked and then tweeted:

“Is it not allowed to slip and fall? I’m always a klutz!!!”

“Funny how making a joke can turn into … well, me falling and a story.”

Are you seriously surprised that people wanted to make the leap (wait, let’s be real, hop) to the conclusion that you were drunk off your ass or high as a kite? Come on Lindsay, you should be expecting this for, like, the rest of your life.

Via: NY Daily News via TMZ