Mama Perry Didn’t Like Katy’s Boobage

Listen woman, you helped make those ample lady lumps of wonder, let’s show a little pride, huh? Find out about Mary Perry Hudson‘s uneasy relationship with daughter Katy Perry‘s chesticles after the jump.

Mary Perry Hudson is reportedly shopping around a book proposal about her daughter’s career … and her disapproval of it. Wondering just how much preacher Perry is unhappy with some of her little one’s choices, check this out:

“In the full proposal obtained by Page Six, she describes her horror at Katy’s outfits: Backstage at a concert, “Katy stepped out from behind the changing doors in a tiny risqué costume. No mother wants to see the top of her daughter’s boobs . . . My first instinct was to order her back behind those doors and demand she put something else on . . . However, I had no problem letting my eyebrows say what I wouldn’t allow my mouth to utter.”

Are you serious?!? Firstly, those things are amazing and bring joys to millions of men around the nation. Wasn’t Jesus all about sharing and joy to men and whatnot? Secondly, don’t act as if you’re not reaping the benefits of Katy’s success. Do you think anyone would care about you talking about your daughters boobs if she wasn’t Katy Perry. Think that one over Mary.

Via: Blackbook Mag