Ashley Greene Is Back On The Market!

Ashley Greene is single, I repeat, Ashley Greene is single! Whether it was her doing or not, doesn’t matter, now does it? Every hot-blooded American man is breaking out their ultra smooth pimp game as we speak. Find out more about Ashley’s newfound relationship status after the jump.

Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas released a statement confirming that they had, in fact, broken up for good this time around. They had parted ways shortly before her Feb. 18 birthday, but then reunited. Thankfully for men everywhere, that doesn’t seem to be the case.

Interestingly enough, despite how much of a tool this dude looks like, he has left a trail of hot relationship carnage over the last few years. He’s famously dated/parted ways with Taylor Swift (who he supposedly dumped over the phone), Camille Belle and Demi Lovato all before shacking up with Ashley.

How this guy does it, I’ll never know. But at least comfort yourself today with the thought that you now have a snowball’s chance in hell of landing Ashley. Congratulations.

Via: US Magazine