Paris Hilton Gets Dich Slapped

Paris Hilton photographed clubbing at Hyde Lounge in West Hollywood on Monday night

Paris Hilton was photographed exiting Hyde Lounge with a shiner under her makeup in West Hollywood on Monday night.  Methinks she got d*ck slapped while sucking on someone’s balls in the public restroom.  At least that’s how I always get my shiners. Except I get one in each eye, but that’s because I like getting tag teamed by multiple men.  Hey, no judging.

Paris Hilton photographed clubbing at Hyde Lounge in West Hollywood on Monday night

Paris Hilton photographed clubbing at Hyde Lounge in West Hollywood on Monday nightParis Hilton photographed clubbing at Hyde Lounge in West Hollywood on Monday nightParis Hilton photographed clubbing at Hyde Lounge in West Hollywood on Monday nightParis Hilton photographed clubbing at Hyde Lounge in West Hollywood on Monday night

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6 Comments on “Paris Hilton Gets Dich Slapped”

  1. TheExpatriot

    She probably “ran into a door”.

    I’d like to hear the explanation on this one.

  2. dick-face-slap

    don’t hit girls. no matter how bad they deserve it.

    paris probably deserved it.

  3. JOJO

    hey tiels eat sh!t and die.

  4. spain

    y is paris even famous i cant stand dis skinny unattractive bitch i thought when she came out of prison she said she was gonna behave dat was a big lie she is all over town kissin girls n hangin out wit k-fraud it was probably him who slapped she werent suckin his dick right or may b he slapped her cos he called out shitneys name when she was givin him brains n she stared makin up noise so she got a slap dis bitch needs 2 b boycotted she gets way 2 much exposure 4 doin notherin just like 50 said paris tips off da paparazzi 2 take shots of here wit no underwear on listen 2 da interview he is dissin her n jay z n beyonce i swear he was all up on her 1 time back 07 now he dissin her da industry is cold listen 2 da interview go 2 realkny.net

  5. Paris

    It is botox!

  6. DARXYDE 666

    what do you say to a whore w/ a black eye? Nothing- I already told that bitch…

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