Britney Spears Is Still Crazy, Got Herself New Boots

January 8th, 2008

By: Melysa

~~Following her mental breakdown and hospitalization, our favorite trainwreck Britney Spears checked into a mental hospital yesterday in hopes of overcoming the bipolar disorder.~~

Britney Spears and her assistant got a flat tire while driving on Sunset Blvd. last night. After abandoning her car two miles down the road amid rush-hour traffic, Brit and her assistant hitched a ride with a paparazzi. But wait, there’s more!

Accompanied by her assistant, the two then left the house in a Toyota Camry (presumably her assistant’s) and headed to the Four Season’s Hotel.

Having left her car blocking the roadway, the vehicle was impounded and has yet to be picked up.

If she’s not going to check herself into a nuthouse, can the girl at least get a makeover? She looks like one of those “dancers” you find at your local strip club at noon on a Tuesday amidst truckers and businessmen who get a raging hard-on for bullet wounds and day-old cum flaking off them dancer’s lower back tattoos.