Screwing Begging for Cash

Lindsay Lohan at the Capri Film Festival Dec. 30

According to Gatecrasher, Leatherface Lohan is so poor the girl has resulted to whoring herself out openly asking friends for cash, despite having just received a five-figure sum for unofficially promoting Ariva, a quit-smoking tobacco lozenge. Meanwhile the sober star managed to run up a $736 bar tab during one evening in Capri.

You know the slag got them nice and drunk before tricking those Italian stallions into poking her in her poop chute and pick-pocketing them. At least I hope she got poked in her poop chute and not her beaver. The last thing her finances need is to dented by a trip to the shshmortion clinic.

Lindsay Lohan at the Capri Film Festival Dec. 30Lindsay Lohan at the Capri Film Festival Dec. 30Lindsay Lohan at the Capri Film Festival Dec. 30Lindsay Lohan at the Capri Film Festival Dec. 30

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