Ashlee Simpson is Not Engaged
January 2nd, 2008
By: Melysa
Ashlee Simpson and her douche of a boyfriend Pete Wentz are not yet engaged, reports UsWeekly.
Talk of their engagement started after the singer rocked a ring on her left finger while celebrating the new year at Miami’s Shore Club with Wentz.
But her rep tells Us, “Ashlee is not engaged” – a denial confirmed by Wentz’s rep.
This breaks my heart. If only because I was hoping these two would procreate so I could then kidnap and sell their babies on the black market. It’s the best way to rid the world of overpopulation and the stupid: Steal their children and feed them to the hungry. It’s a win-win situation so far as I’m concerned.
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Topics: Ashlee Simpson, Love Is In the Air
Anyone notice that these two share eyeshadow. Same freakin shade.
TWO GIANT TAMPONS!