Hump Wednesdays: Sexpert Q&A — Anal Bleaching

Q: Admittedly I am a female who loves (I mean, loooveesss) watching porn. One thing I’ve noticed about the “actresses” is how clean their bumholes are. They make it look so inviting in an otherwise dirrrrty place. I’ve heard about anal bleaching, but I’m kind of scared of doing it. Doesn’t seem natural. Thoughts?

A: Hey girl, I’m with you on the porn thing, and admittedly your curiosity on anal bleaching, too. As a matter of fact, anal bleaching, while still frowned upon by some, is a highly sought after beauty regiment.

For those of you unfamiliar with the concept of anal bleaching, it is the practice of bleaching the darker pigmentation of the skin around the anus for cosmetic reasons.

And while there are those that can’t begin to fathom the idea of whitening one’s asshole, all I can say is, Do you really want your man to stare at that nasty ass crap (no pun intended) when tapping you from behind doggie style? Somehow I doubt that. (Take a look in the mirror and see for yourself what I’m talking about.)

If you think models like Ana Beatriz Barros don’t bleach hers before putting on that lacy thong think again!

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The anal and vaginal bleaching trend was first discovered by adult film stars, dancers (i.e., strippers) and models who wanted to enhance their appearance when “exposed.” With time, however, it became so popular even soccer moms had the procedure done.

They say the unsightly, darker pigmentation is the result of aging, hormonal changes, and anal fissures ( breaks in the anal skin caused by passage of hard stools), and that it can be lessened if one were to clean themselves better by using baby wipes (Maybe Terrence “Baby Wipes” Howard had it right all along). Personally speaking, I don’t think baby wipes is gonna cut it, but maybe that’s just me.

There are some over-the-counter products available to the public, although I strongly advise you use with caution, as they are some questionable products out there as is with any other. Instead, go professional. Search online for a salon, cosmetic surgeon, or dermatologist that has a good reputation no matter the cost for the bleaching. Ranging anywhere from $50-$100, anal bleaching is not something you want to penny-pinch over. After all, these are your asslips we’re taking about.

In the end your man should love you no matter what color your “skin” is, but something tells me he wouldn’t mind a cleaner target. Just remember to do the proper research on the clinic of your choice before making your reservation. Otherwise you just might end up burnt and scabby and in insurmountable amounts of pain. In which case your man is most definitely not going anywhere near that region.

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