Brilliant Celeb Quote Of The Day: I’d Like To Take Eva Longoria To Dinner, A Divorce And Then A Movie

Well, you certainly read our minds! Find out which celebrity is already jonesing for newly single Eva Longoria after the jump.

Leave it to Dane Cook to tweet what every man in America is thinking right about now:

“Is it too soon to ask Eva Longoria if she’s ready to date? I’d like to take her to dinner, a divorce and then a movie.”

No word yet on if Eva is down with getting up with the comedian, but we have to give some props to Dane for floating that one out there. But let’s all be honest here: NBA baller or second-rate comedian? I’m thinking Eva isn’t desperate enough to sink that low, but hey, you never know.

Via: US Magazine