Your Daily Fug!
December 27th, 2007
By: Melysa

Poor Paris Hilton! It seems grandpa has decided to follow in his daddy’s foot steps and give 97 percent of his fortune away.
In other words, Paris will not be receiving a $100 million inheritance, just a mere $5 million once the remaining $69 million gets distributed among his heirs.
Barron Hilton, the 80-year-old son of the founder of the worldwide hotel chain that carries the family name, has earmarked 97 percent of his vast fortune – nearly $2.3 billion – to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, to help the homeless with housing, find safe water in developing countries and assist other good causes around the world, it has been announced.
In a statement, Barron Hilton said that his father, Conrad, had set the example and bequeathed 97 percent of his money to the charitable foundation, which the elder Hilton founded in 1944, “and I am proud to follow my father’s example.”
God, it must suck to be Paris. Only $5 mil? Pish posh! That’s petty change. I got that sitting in my panty drawer, next to my vibrator and nipple clamps.










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I guess she had to cut back on spray-tans
Good. Once she pisses away the $5 mil., which really isn’t that hard to do, will she go away?
At least she’s pretty