Tales from the Crypt

December 26th, 2007

By: Melysa

Remember these images of Michael Jackson with Post-It Notes all over his face? Now there’s an explanation for it. Sort of.

His five-year-old son accidentally smacked him in the face, causing the problems with his upper lip, it has been revealed.

A source said: “He was whacked in the face accidentally by his younger son Prince Michael II while playing around and part of Jackson’s upper lip collapsed.

“That mishap led an hysterical Jacko to make a beeline for the plastic surgeon for a bit of quickie repair work.”

Jackson’s spokesperson denied that he had undergone any surgery.

There’s no way anyone can claim Michael rapes little boys. If his nose and his lips have already fallen off, there’s no way his peen is still on him. It’s probably in some jar filled with formaldehyde, his foreskin all shriveled up like an old man’s penis.

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