Hump Wednesdays: Sexpert Q&A — Talk Dirty to Me

Q: Sometimes I find myself wanting to say tell my boyfriend the nastiest things in bed, but am afraid I’ll take it too far. My girlfriends aren’t the kind to talk about these things. I guess I just wanna know, is it wrong to think about those things? I mean, will my boyfriend think I’m weird?

A: Um, who are your girlfriends that you cannot talk about this kind of stuff to?! That’s what girlfriends are for! There the one people you can count on to never pass judgment and be open and honest with you. I don’t understand, are they uptight church virgins?

As for your “nasty” thoughts and your “nasty” mouth, you’re over thinking things. It’s sex, not the primaries. Sex is one of the only moments we are offered the opportunity to unleash our most primal of instincts. I’m not exactly sure what kind of filth you’re into, but from the sounds of it it’s pretty damn dirty. And, dirty, well…. dirty is excellent.

Unless your man is some stick-up-the-butt Mormon or some jazz, chances are his boner is only going to get harder and longer after listening to you.

Actually, I’m wrong in saying that. No doubt your man will dig you gargling your love for his rooster while he’s in your mouth, but if you start spinning some story about you and your dog hooking up with your boss last week after work, rest assure you have lost your man.

But yeah, tell him you want facials and threesomes and to rub yourself in front of him and the man is all ears. Dirty talk is like Viagra, minus the three hour boner.

More after the jump!

I find one of the common hurdles, if you want to call it that, for women growing up is the push and pull between the inner sex pot and one’s inner feminist. Everyone has their boundaries, but unless you push the envelope you may never discover what the boundary is.

What happens in the bedroom between you and your lover is nothing to be ashamed of. Just because you tell him you wouldn’t mind if another guy (or girl) joined doesn’t mean you’re going to run out and cheat on him. If your man is level-headed and truly comfortable with you and your sex life, than there should be no issue. Remember, you want to be with someone who you feel secure with. If you don’t trust your partner, then I highly advise you moving on.

Go ahead, tell him you want it all over you. If you really like it the, eff it, let it be known. Let yourself go. You just might have the best orgasm of your life.

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