Doesn’t ANYONE Swallow Nowadays?

Well, Jamie Lynn Spears isn’t the only one knocked up. 22-year-old singer Lily Allen has announced she too is expecting her first child.

She is approximately one month pregnant with the child of her 37-year-old boyfriend, Ed Simons of The Chemical Brothers. The two have only been dating since September.

Via The Sun UK:

A source close to the singer said: “Lily is thrilled to be pregnant and can’t wait to become a mum. She’s a real family person.”

“Ed’s very happy. He is really looking after her.”

“Lily could not be happier. It’s the icing on the cake for what has been an incredible 18 months for her. She is looking forward to finishing her new album early next year and releasing it before the birth of her first child.”

I don’t know whether or not I should be happy that abortion isn’t as common as I once thought. I just assumed these Hollywood types would just get rid of their problem and be on their merry way. The problem is these girls aren’t mature enough for children. Who’s going to help those kids when their parents can’t be there for them?

You know, I know a lot of females aren’t fans of swallowing or facials or any of that “gross” stuff, but better the occasional creampie than having to change diapers.

More photos after the jump!