Your Daily Fug!

Holy crap, these photos seriously made me laugh for like five minutes straight.

Some atheist must really hate Jesus or something, because Leatherface’s father, Michael Lohan, was hired to play the role of Joseph at a Nativity recreation at the Firefighters 9/11 Memorial Park in New York City yesterday.

Via Page Six:

Occasionally cradling the doll-baby Jesus, Lohan was asked to compare holding the savior of Christianity with cradling Lindsay when she was born 21 years ago.

“I can’t compare Baby Jesus to baby Lindsay!” Michael Lohan replied.

Born-again Christian Michael then spent much of his time crouched in the hay alongside a revolving set of actresses playing Mary, kneeling over the baby doll, during the production staged in a small park on West 48th Street between Broadway and Eighth Avenue.

Onlookers had their doubts about Lohan pulling off this weighty role.

“I wonder how many ex-cons there are playing Joseph tonight,” said Maxwell Franklynn, 35, of Queens. “He’s got to be the only one.”

God this man is such a douche. He reminds me of an uncle of mine. Always so quick to proclaim the word of God, but always so much quicker to get in bed with a female, no matter the age. Twelve, twenty-five, whatever? Jesus must be having a fit right about now.