Rise of the Living Dead

December 17th, 2007

By: Melysa

M Jackson

Note to Michael Jackson: The next time you leave the house, don’t forget to take the Post-It Notes off your face. Wearing a black scarf and strange bandages, the 49-year-old Prince of Pop took 10-year-old Prince, 9-year-old Paris, and 5-year-old Blanket on the late night three-hour shopping spree at a Barnes & Noble store near their Las Vegas home. The group left with several boxes of magazines and books and some curious stares.

This man is a nightmare come to life. Can you imagine him tucking you into bed at night? Molestation aside, the man is effing creepy.

If his face is that messed up, just imagine what he’s done to his penis. He probably cut it down in size. You know, to be more “white.” Surely his peen looks like a dead fetus.