Padma Lakshmi Needs Some Sausage In Her Mouth

People can say what they want about so-called “fat” women, but it’s the skinny beetches you really have to look out for.

You’d always be in a pissy mood too if you’ve been deprived of food and sex. I say sex because there’s no way an anorexic has the energy to perform if she doesn’t eat.

Don’t these women understand they need their protein. Whether it be a nice steak at the end of a fork, or a white sticky rope at the end of a man’s big fat peen.

Via NY Daily News:

“Top Chef” host and judge Padma Lakshmi dined at newly remodeled Fiamma in SoHo on Friday night with a male friend. And when the chef realized that she was in the house, he created a few special additions to her meal as a treat.

Mistake!

“She was very rude to the waiter, and when he brought out the surprise dishes, she sent them all back to the kitchen saying she didn’t want them,” says a witness.

“The chef had one more planned, and when it came out, she literally screamed at the waiter, ‘Take it away! Don’t you know I’m on a diet?’”

Coincidentally, Martha Stewart had been in just before Lakshmi, overtipped her waiter and complimented the staff and the food.

“Everyone expected Padma to be the nice one,” laughs our source.

More photos after the jump!