Britney Spears is a No Show and a Virginal Figure

Well, she didn’t show for her deposition. I know, even Jesus couldn’t see this one coming.

“I was told of a general [medical] condition, and [Spears] felt she couldn’t attend,” Mark Vincent Kaplan said outside his Los Angeles office.

Spears’s friend Sam Lufti tells People in an e-mail: “She’s sick, both physically and high anxiety. Millions of press outside. It’s too much.”

Meanwhile Page Six reports that French producer Phillippe Rebboah wants to cast Britney Spears as the Virgin Mary in the satirical film “Sweet Baby Jesus” about a 19-year-old who is uncertain of her baby’s daddy. Yeah, she totally perfect for the part. And amazingly enough I’m not being sarcastic.

“Spears, 26, would play a pregnant 19-year-old unsure of her baby’s paternity who goes into labor on Christmas Eve in Bethlehem, Maryland, as rumors swirl that the birth is Jesus Christ’s second coming.”

Rebboah said, “I had to convince my partners, because they were like, ‘Oh, no. Britney?’ But I thought it was brilliant.”

Brilliant is an understatement. If they can actually get her fat ass to show up for work you know everyone will go see this garbage. This crap will outshine “2 Girls, 1 Cup” for certain.

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