The Most Pathetic Love Story Ever, Pusherman Gets Hitched After Court Appearance

Drug dealer Franklin Barndt just couldn’t wait until after he got out of jail to marry his sweetie. So what did he do? He turned to his lawyer and asked if they could arrange a quick ceremony. Right after his hearing, with the judge who was presiding over the case. Strange to say the least, though an effective display of time management. Find out more about the weirdest wedding ceremony ever after the jump.

Blushing bride Takesha Piazza could barely contain her excitement over her dream wedding, saying:

“I am extremely happy. It turned out to be the best day of my life. I can’t wait for him to come home.”

Way to set your standards high honey.

Via: Gawker