Your Daily Fug!
December 10th, 2007
By: Melysa
Our favorite citizen Britney Spears did the unimaginable and stole a lighter from a California gas station over the weekend. Five finger discount, ya’ll! “I stole something,” she told photographers after she yoinked the $1.39 lighter, “Ooh, I’m bad!”
The gas stations manager, Sham Bahia, said of the incident, “If I see her, I’m going to ask her for the money! She’s a thief. I don’t know if she wanted the lighter or just wanted to make a story.”
How could anyone say that Brit Brit just did it to make a story? Such allegations are absolutely appalling!
I love this photo of Britney holding the lighter. The women’s got a clam chin. A 7-year-old’s clam chin at that.
More photos after the jump!
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Topics: Britney Spears
My eyes are burning when I look at pictures of her. She should spend some more time with her children . . . or should shave her head again to make things more interesting.