Cop Leaves Beat To Check Out Bridget The Midget Porn, Later Resigns

Hell, we’d resign too if we left our job to go check out a midget getting it on. More about this disaster after the jump.

Twenty-eight-year-old Richard P. Bennett should want to crawl in a hole and disappear for the rest of his life after being caught checking out Bridget the Midget. The officer ditched his assignment to go check out the “world’s smallest porn star” do her thing at an adult club in Stoughton, Mass. Stupidly he didn’t change out of his uniform before he went to see Bridget and about five of his fellow officers ratted him out. After being confronted, Richard apparently lied about the incident, but later resigned to avoid disciplinary action. His boss, Police Chief Paul Shastany, had the greatest reaction to this situation ever:

“Mama told me there would be days like this. We are not red-faced. In fact, I am pretty proud [other officers] stepped up.”

Way to look at the bright side man, though you might want to consider a better screening process when looking for officers to weed out the ones with a penchant for pint-sized porn.

Via: Sify