Donald Trump’s Peen Not So Big After All
December 7th, 2007
By: Melysa

Donald Trump’s schlong may not be so big after all. Despite a Santa Monica waiter claiming the tycoon left him a $10,000 tip on an $82.27 bill at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica, CA, Trump is now claiming the story is absolutely false.
Via Page Six:
Derober.com published a copy of a MasterCard receipt showing that Trump tipped $10,000 on an $82.27 bill after dining at the Buffalo Club, but Trump told Page Six it was a hoax. “This was done by the stupid restaurant to get publicity,” he said. “. . . It’s not my signature.” The Web site not only ran an interview with waiter Billy D but also posted a video of the supposed server walking to his car.
Of course this story was a dud. As if Trump has a heart… or a big peen! I’m surprised he didn’t find a way to blame Rosie for this.










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How can he blame her? She’s beautiful!
He’s lame . . . and cheap. Anyone could have figured out that he was not generous to leave a hefty tip for anyone. His shows have been flops lately and he is looking for attention, the poor thing. What better way to get attention than to make up this story and to pimp his daughter and her “assets” so that all eyes will be on them.