Zac Effron is Nothing But a Big Vagina

I’ve always found it extremely irritating when people say someone isn’t gay simply because the man is in a relationship with a female. That doesn’t change the reality that he gets hard thinking about a peen entering his rear.

Case in point is the relationship between Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens. It seems the HSM starlet is finally starting to see her boyfriend Zac for the queer queen that he is.

“She wants to date a man, not a little girl,” an insider revealed to Star. “Vanessa told (Zac) to stop being such a sissy and freaking out when he gets blemishes.”

The source went on to claim Zac nearly bailed on a birthday bash for Vanessa’s little sis, Stella, last month after spying an enormous zit on his cheek. “He just flipped out. He knew there were a bunch of girls at the party who worship him — and he didn’t want them all staring at his pimple.”

That’s right honey, you can take as many nude photos of yourself as you want, but that doesn’t change the fact that your man is as queer as a three dollar bill. Just dump him already and move on with your life. You’re young. You should be dating and having fun. Not tied down to some guy who doesn’t have the balls to come out.

The trick ladies is to do a search on your man’s computer to see what type of porn he views when no one’s around. You can even see what emails he’s sent. This can be a mighty handy trick.

As a matter of fact, I found an ex-boyfriend’s rape porn this way. And I’m not talking staged rape, I mean, real rape. Yeah, needless to say I broke up with him.

More photos after the jump!

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