Why Would Paris Want to Help Britney?

Paris Hilton may have a heart after all. Socialite, turned entrepreneur, Paris Hilton offered Britney Spears a few words advice while the two celebrated Brit’s 26th birthday bash last Saturday evening.

Among her points made Paris advised her to complete revamp her management team and, essentially, to stop being such a stupid know-it-all dumbass.

[Hilton said ]Spears needs to cut back on her social life (something the singer supposedly dismissed out of hand); she should revamp her entire management team, and, according to Hilton, ”only hire the very top agents, publicists, managers and assistants money can buy.”

Hilton also bravely said, ”Britney, you have to listen to people who truly are experts in entertainment. You can’t be listening to friends, no matter how good or loyal they are, to tell you how to run your career.”

Hilton also told Spears to pay more attention to the endorsement deals she currently has, ‘‘or else those will go away and you’ll find it harder to replace them with new deals and products.”

Wow, is it possible that Paris is doing this out of sheer kindness? The woman has to have an alternative motive, right? Can someone please help me out here, because I just don’t know that I can see this happening.

I can see Paris burying her face in Britney’s lap before ever believing that she actually cares about anybody else besides her. Although Britney really is a total basket case at this point. She’s clearly bipolar. Regardless of fame, you have to feel somewhat bad for her. Maybe Paris was sincere (?)

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