After lying about saving 40 children from horrendous conditions as child laborers, Lindsay Lohan could now be facing a permanent ban from India. Lindsay visited India a while back as part of a BBC documentary. But the trouble came when the defamed actress tweeted about her role in a raid of a child sweatshop. Turns out, she wasn’t even in the country when the raid went down. As if that wasn’t bad enough, Lindsay’s little fib brought her to the attention of Indian officials who soon discovered that she had entered the country illegally, using a tourist visa rather than a work visa. Now she may be banned from the country permanently, not that she really had any intention of going back. Regardless it still sucks

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A recent study found that 55-year-old men can expect about 15 more years of sexual activity to be tacked on to their lives as opposed to women who can only expect less than 11 more years. Published by the University of Chicago, the study takes a look a the sexual habits of older men and women and comes up with some pretty interesting results:

72 percent of men ages 75 to 85 have sexual partners (I guess the Hef is leading the pack in this age bracket)

57 percent of men ages 57 to 85 not living with a wifey or girlfriend said they were still interested in sex (as compared to only 11 percent of women)

And overall, lead author Stacy Tessler Lindau, MD, said that “interest in sex, participation in sex and even the quality of sexual activity were higher for men than women, and this gender gap widened with age.”

Alright women of the world can we get on the guys’ level here and start knocking boots well into our golden years. I want a chick to challenge Hugh Hefer for his old as hell, but still hanging hotties crown!

Via: Science Daily

In all honestly I had no idea who this chick was, but after checking out Alice Eve’s photos in the latest issue of Maxim, I’m sure she can take a bit out of any dude’s apple. Check photos of Alice after the jump. Continue »

…and they picked probably the lamest design of the bunch. A while back we told you about New York’s condom design contest in which one lucky artist would have their masterpiece on millions of rubber wrappers passed out around the Big Apple. About 15,000 people voted and ultimately the international sign for power (power as in your television, laptop, etc.) emerged victorious. The designer is Queens’ own Luis Acosta and he couldn’t be happier that his entry was chosen:

“I wanted to associate it with something we see in our daily lives so it wasn’t taboo for people.”

But it’s not like he’s got a fetish for electronics, right?

“I like electronics but I don’t like them that much.”

Well that’s good to know. About 6 million condoms will be passed out with Luis’ design, though ironically enough he won’t be one of the people picking up some free prophylactics. He was kind enough to share with NPR that he’s married and doesn’t use condoms anymore. Ok, you may be New York’s condom king, but I don’t really want to hear your sex life details when you helped to put the power on sign on millions of rubbers.

Via: NPR

What do you get when you mix gambling, horses and free beer? Utter awesomeness, that’s what! After a considerable drop in attendance last year, the fine folks overseeing the festivities at the Preakness are offering horse racing enthusiasts all they can drink beer. Yes horse racing suddenly became that much cooler. More after the jump. Continue »

I’m going to just go out on a limb and say most people probably didn’t like Anna Nicole Smith all that much. Aside from being a great punchline, she didn’t really offer much to the world other than being a gold digger with a heart of…or maybe just a gold digger. But I’m even feeling bad Anna now. Not because she “married for love.” Not because she was pretty harmless. But because she banged a decrepit old man only to get screwed out of a $300 million fortune.

Sucks to be Anna Nicole Smith’s estate right now!

Allegedly, oil tycoon and Anna’s hubby J. Howard Marshall had promised Anna $300 million of his $1.6 billion fortune after he passed. The battle for the cash started right after J. Howard kicked the proverbial bucket in 1995, ultimately winding down in 2001 when a verdict came down against Anna’s claims. The actress, reality star and world’s most notorious gold digger continued to fight the ruling, but this latest decision has said that the 2001 verdict will be upheld and any other claims to the cash coming from Anna’s estate should be ignored.

Wow that is horrible! To think of all the hard work that Anna had to put in with J. Howard to convince him to agree to dole out the money and now her estate is never going to see the moola! Banging a 90-year-old man can’t be an easy task and to not get rewarded for it really, really blows.

Via: US Magazine

This one is definitely in the running for dumbest criminal. A teenage burglar who broke into a furniture store was ultimately caught after police tracked him down through MySpace. The teen had broken into Bella Office Furniture in Washington, but instead of just lifting some goods and peacing out of there, he stuck around for a little while (a little while being five hours) logging into MySpace, checking out porn and hawking his furniture.

Ultimately the teen confessed to his misdeeds after police scooped him up on Tuesday. Well, what else was he going to do considering that his MySpace account and porn preferences were all over the computer? Just a word to the wise for all you budding burglars out there, revealing your identity, whether through MySpace, Facebook or Twitter is probably not the best way to get out of dodge undetected. I’m no expert, but I’d forgo the social networking at least until the deed is done.

Via: AFP

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Hold on to your poofs guidettes, ‘Jersey Shore‘ the sequel is about to get started! While the location the cast is heading to hasn’t been confirmed, rumors have swirled that Snooki, Pauly D and The Situation are heading to Miami. Apparently MTV has told the cast to start packing their ish and is sending cameras along to capture the magic. The cast is reportedly being sent to their new locale sometime next week.

I’m not entirely sure that the cast can recapture the magic from season 1, but we’re eager to see them give it a go.

Via: TMZ