Personally, I’ve always been back and forth when it comes to the hotness of Ms. Dita von Teese, but this recent spread in July’s Maxim Germany, has me thinking that I’d much prefer doing a little of the ol’ back & forth with Dita.
Wonderful news! FHM’s Hottest Woman Megan Fox, has called off her engagement to former television star and white rapper, Brian Austin Green! In addition to our earlier story about her ban on brunettes for the movie Transformers 2, this news has catapulted her standing in my Bitches I Hate, but Secretly Love List. I think we all kind of saw this coming when we first started hearing about her. And then we heard who she was engaged to, and it was probably the biggest WTF?! heard around the world. She is quoted earlier as saying,
“I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. I’m young and have a lot of hormones - I’m always in the mood! But I like sex with one person when I’m in a relationship. Sex with random people who I’ve met at clubs is not really my thing.”
So does that mean if I tell you what club I’m at before hand… Can we hit it?
Courteney Cox looks drunk (Celebslam)
She’s sexy and she knows it! (Bossip)
Salma’s Wedding Plans Revealed! (Lossip)
Massive fail (The Blemish)
Eva Longoria Rides the FIre Hydrant of the Day (Drunken Stepfather)
Kristin Cavallari’s Upskirt Is Like A Fine Aged Wine (Dirty Rotten Whore)
Amy Winehouse Punches a Fan of the Day (Drunken Stepfather)
Lil’ Kim Fixes Her Bad Nose Job (Allie is Wired)
Ashley Tisdale in her bikini (HQ-Celebrity)
Eva Mendes is dating a werewolf in Paris (I Don’t Want Your Life)
Vanessa Hudgens Needs To Get A Restraining Order (Dirty Rotten Whore)
An Enema Is A Symbol Of Our Region (Holy Taco)
Tara Reid’s Fake Tits Come Out to Party (The Grumpiest)
Front Does Babes (Totally Crap)
On behalf of everyone at F-listed I hope you guys have an amazing 4th of July!
Tomorrow we celebrate our independence and reflect on living the American dream the only way we know how- by firing off explosives and getting piss ass drunk!
I decided this week I would share my favorite 4th of July treat…
BEHOLD- THE SPIKED WATERMELON!!!!!!
Buy a medium-sized seedless watermelon, then follow these steps….you’ll be doing the Macarena in no time.
Step 1: Use a small knife to gently cut a round hole in a watermelon to create a “plug.” Do not cut a square or triangular hole, that may cause your watermelon to crack.
Step 2: Use a corkscrew to remove the plug of watermelon rind from your watermelon. Trim the pink watermelon attached to the plug and eat it. Now take a teaspoon and scoop a little of the flesh out of the hole you made to make some space for the booze. Two or three spoonfuls should do it.
Step 3: Next, take something long and skinny (not made of flesh), like a skewer, and poke it into the watermelon a few times at different angles. Watermelon has naturally occurring airspaces and you are creating channels for the booze to flow freely through the melon. Do not poke the skewer all the way through the other side of the melon! That will make it leak.
Next, pour about one cup of your favorite booze into the watermelon. I like Malibu Rum because it’s not too over powering or some sort of flavored vodka. You may have to pour it a little bit at a time and let it settle in. One cup should be about as much as will soak in.
Step 4: Replace the plug of watermelon rind you set aside in the watermelon. With the “plug side” up, place the watermelon back in the refrigerator for at least a couple of hours to let the booze percolate through the flesh and to cool the melon.
Finally, slice the watermelon like you normally would and let the games begin!!!
When you’ve laid out all of your materials and you’re ready to prepare- CLICK HERE
Sports Illustrated model and Brazilian hottie (seems like those descriptions never cross paths) is featured in the July issue of GQ Italy. Normally, I am tired of the cliche’ path of models going from semi-famous, to Sports Illustrated model to talk show tyrant, but as for the Brazilian imports… Keep them coming!
Yep! According to People Magazine the movie director, Robert Rodriguez and the “charmed” actress, Rose McGowan are still together. According to Rose’s rep,
The production of all three films is moving forward with Rose to star, she and Robert are fine.
Those three films mentioned will be “Barbarella”, “Red Sonja”, and “Woman in Chains!” As previously reported here Jessica Alba may not be the star snatch for “Barbarella.” Aside from that movie, I want to know if we’ll see some faux-ginger bush in “Red Sonja” or what Rose will be wearing or not wearing in “Woman in Chains!”
Heaven’s most beautiful angel, Denise Milani.
Kinda makes you wonder what perfection must taste like.
Plenty more in 3…2…1… Continue »
Dear pants and skirts, I’ll be vacationing in my native Puerto Rico during the coming week to go drink and work on my tan.
A friend of mine will be filling in while I’m gone, so you kids can still get your daily snatch fix. Have a fabulous 4th of July! Drink, smoke, eat, have sex… but just be sure to wear a condom! I’m so serious too.
Adios mis amores!
Scream and holler all you want, kids. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are still very much together.
The sex tape might bother you, but it certainly doesn’t bother him. It’s not Ray J.’s penis she’s blowing now!
Here are Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian out to dinner at Koi in West Hollywood last night.
Remember a few months back when Christie’s Auction House was auctioning nude uncensored photographs of Gisele Bundchen, Carla Bruni, and Kate Moss?
Here is the full set of Gisele photographs as snapped by Michel Comte, the photographer who took the photo sold at auction for $193,000. Nothing about Gisele is worth six figures. Not even in the nude. Not even a blowjob.
Nevertheless, there’s some slight nipple action in these other shots so if nipples make your nether regions happy, you might want to take a look.
More photos after the jump! Continue »
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