This Manhattan Beach, California beauty is today’s afternoon pick-me-up. Shellie Sara is a former cheerleader who is looking to break into the modeling business. If these pics are any indication, Shellie is gonna have one hell of a bright future looking hot in front of the camera. More photos of this stunner after the jump. Continue »

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Anne Hathaway is looking mighty fine in the new issue of British GQ. The ‘Valentine’s Day’ star strikes some sexy poses for the magazine and talks about her kissing shortcomings. We find Anne being a lame kisser pretty hard to believe. Peep photos of the smokin’ star after the jump. Continue »

I guess he should have brought a little more cash along with him. A Colorado ex-con is accused of offering his drug tester $300 (and then $500) to allow him to use a Whizzinator to take his drug test. For those of you unfamiliar with this magical little device, the Whizzinator is a faux member, equipped with tubing and heater packs that is sold in drug stores. Since the ex-con in question decided to light up before his mandatory drug test, he thought that using the Whizzinator was the perfect way to hide his little weed transgression.

Unfortunately for him, the drug tester knew something was up when the dude seemed awful shy about letting his member be seen by the state worker. The drug tester instructed him to lift up his shirt and that’s when he found the Whizzinator. Fake penis FAIL! At this point our fake penis parolee did the only thing that seemed logical at the time: he bribed the drug tester with a few hundreds. Probably not the best idea in retrospect. The drug tester, not impressed by the $500 bribe, confiscated the Whizzinator and promptly left.

On top of failing his drug test, the man is now facing bribe charges. Weak!

Via: AP

Reggie better get his supposed side squeeze in check! Carmen Ortega, the woman who Reggie Bush has allegedly had on the side for quite sometime, recently released a video of her showing off Reggie’s house. Carmen can be seen twirling about, showing off Reggie’s crib, though interestingly enough, Reggie is no where to be found. This chick is rumored to be the reason why Reggie and Kim Kardashian called it quits a while back.

At one point Carmen says this is living the life. Well, Carmen something tells me you better enjoy the life and the view while it lasts, because if Kimmie K. gets her way, I’m pretty sure your biggest concern will be the door hitting your generously juicy a$$ on the way out. Check Reggie’s “friend” hosting her own version of Cribs after the jump. Continue »

There is just no stopping this pint-sized train wreck is there? Despite naked picture and sex tape rumors, despite bitching and moaning over how much her drunken antics will pay her for the next season of Jersey Shore, despite making a fool of herself on virtually every television appearance she’s made, there is no stopping Snooki’s stupidity. The orange-tinged guidette managed to pissed off the city of brotherly love when she gave Philadelphians the finger after they booed her during a chicken wing eating contest. Classy on both accounts Snickers! You throw up the big ‘f’ you to Philly after you agree to once again throw dignity to the wayside by agreeing to stuff your face with chicken wings.

Not wanting to leave a bad taste in their mouths, Snooki ultimately apologized for her poor decision making. Oh Snooki, what did the world ever do without your ridiculousness? Check out the video of Snooki giving the finger after the jump. Continue »

Former ‘Girl Next Door’ Kendra WIlkinson had told E! that she and her husband Hank Baskett would be engaging in some victory banging if the Colts took Super Bowl glory. Guess that won’t be happening:

“When the Colts win, there’s gonna be a parade in Indianapolis. We’re gonna hit up the parade…and then have a lot of sex!”

Poor Hank. First his team completely screws up a ten point lead to lose the Super Bowl, now his insanely hot wife (and avid sports fan) will probably boycott any boinking until the memory of this night fades. It’s a sad, sad night for the Colts. And an even sadder night for Hank. We feel your pain, bro.

Via: US Magazine

Congratulations to the New Orleans Saints for taking Super Bowl XLIV!

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Christmas will have come early if this rumor turns out to be true. Telenovela hottie and Ugly Better star Ninel Conde is rumored to be appearing in an upcoming issue of Playboy. If you’ve never taken a peep at this stunner, check out our gallery after the jump. Continue »