Say hello to Cristina, today’s afternoon pick-me-up. This stunner has been an Aftermath MMA Magazine Vixen and Aftermath Multimedia Web Site Spokesmodel, and we can’t wait to see whats next for this California girl. See more photos of Cristina after the jump. Continue »

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After rumors were swirling that Jersey Shore hottie J-Woww might be pumping up her twins with a little more saline or silicon support, the reality star set the record straight…and deflated a whole lot of high hopes. Jenni Farley, aka J-Woww, said that she is not planning on making her rack larger. She recently said that while her boobs are big (way to state the obvious), she thinks that they’re just the right size for her frame. And we can’t say we disagree. The star also talked about how she was surprised that the rumors caught on as quickly as they did. While this hottie might not be boosting up the twins, there is still a bunch of bosom for the world to admire.

Via: Popeater

Made-for-tv movies inherently suck. Made-for-tv movies on ABC Family are pretty much unwatchable. But in Francia Raisa’s case, I think we’ll make an exception. More photos after the jump. Continue »

Well at least that’s what she told a class of high schoolers in California. The Enochs High School English teacher didn’t take too well to receiving one of the 40 pink slips handed out at her school and when students asked what she would do now, the teacher had quite the colorful answer. She allegedly told the class that she was planning on becoming a stripper and donating her eggs to make ends meet. Though the teacher wasn’t serious about showing off her pole-dancing skills, parents didn’t think her sarcastic comments were all that funny. Now as if being laid off wasn’t bad enough, the teacher is being ripped a new one by prudish parents who can’t seem to take a joke or sympathize with her. Check out the video after the jump. Continue »

But unlike most women who would be thrilled to grace the pages of one of the world’s most popular men’s magazines, Rielle Hunter is completely repulsed by her pictures. Well thanks for seeing things our way! Check out the photos of John Edward’s mistress after the jump. Continue »

Oh Mike Tyson! The world would be a far less entertaining place without him. But I think Mikey has truly outdone himself this time. The disgraced boxer is teaming up with Animal Planet for a series about pigeon racing. Yes, there is such a thing as pigeon racing and of course Mike Tyson would be a part of it. While some athletes will turn to another sport, pick up television gigs here and there, Mike, as usual, had to go the road not only less traveled, but completely roadblocked, abandoned and forsaken. But if it wasn’t bad enough that Mike Tyson has made his way to Animal Planet, he actually fancies himself quite the pigeon expert:

“I’m honored to be a part of this monumental show on Animal Planet. I feel a great pride acting as an official representative for all the pigeon fancier’s out there. I want people to see why we love these birds. It feels good returning to the rooftops of the city where it all started for me – New York.”

Monumental show? I have a little trouble believing the significant impact that Mike Tyson and his pigeons are going to have on animal lovers far and wide.

Via: Perez Hilton

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Amanda Seyfried, in the tradition of such hot women as Kate Beckinsale, Evangeline Lilly and Bar Rafaeli, has been named one of Esquire’s women we love. During interview Amanda talks about her raw food diet and her new dog and some other crap that we don’t really care about. So here’s the part of the interview that we were completely interested in: the hot photos. Pictures after the jump. Continue »

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