With her girl next door looks, we just couldn’t resist making Cali Marie Wall our afternoon pick-me-up. The 19-year-old nursing student could definitely take care of all our aches and pains anytime she wants. More photos of her after the jump. Continue »

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Yes it’s true! Some of Hollywood’s hottest women are stripping down for an upcoming issue of Harper’s Bazaar. Kim Kardashian, Nicole Richie and Selma Blair all ditched their clothes to celebrate a diversity of beauty for an upcoming issue. But the ladies were one naked body short as Kelly Osbourne was a no show to the shoot. But never fear Demi Moore came to the rescue! Not really sure why she was on hand, but Demi is certainly not a stranger to getting naked in front of the camera (and I’m sure no one minded her being there). All of the celebs on hand including their photographer promptly began tweeting their experiences. Amanda de Cadenet, who got to photograph these beauties tweeted:

“Taking some stunning nudes of @kimkardashian cannot tweet them for obvious reasons but I can say that she is a stunning natural beauty.”

“Wht a gr8 day shooting nudes 4 bazaar w/ @kimkardashian @nicolerichie.”

Millions of men around the world now genuinely despise Amanda de Cadenet for seeing some of the hottest women in the world naked. She probably didn’t enjoy it nearly as much as most dudes would have.

Via: Stylist

Now this just seems wrong on so many levels. An Ames, Iowa man was recently busted by police after breaking into a church to apparently use their video equipment to watch porn. Well, that wasn’t the only reason he allegedly broke in. When police arrived at First Christian Church after staff had called about the unidentified intruder, they saw the man trying to carry a bunch of items including a flat-screen television, electronic equipment and kitchen utensils out of the church. So in addition to watching pornos in the House of God, he also wanted to steal from Him too. That should guarantee him a nice toasty spot in hell. The man is now being held at the Story County Jail.

This guy should thank his lucky stars that a little time in jail is all he’s gotten so far. I would highly suggest that his cell mate stay as far away from him as humanly possible…especially during any thunderstorms.

Via: AP

It wasn’t Bill Gates or Warren Buffet who was topping the list as Forbes’s richest man. It was Carlos Slim Helu, top dog in telecommunications. Carlos is no stranger to the richest man list, but this year he blew all of the competition out of the water. So what exactly does it take and how big of a bank account does one need for the fine folks at Fortune to take notice? Easy: an obscene, ridiculous amount of money.

Slim’s fortune has swelled to an estimated $53.5 billion, up $18.5 billion in 12 months. Shares of America Movil, of which Slim owns a $23 billion stake, were up 35% in a year.

An $18.5 billion jump in just 12 months?!? If only we can all be that lucky.

Via: Guanabee

Not surprisingly the Vatican doesn’t look favorably on premarital sex. They look even less favoringly on hormone-driven, high school sex. That’s why the decision to install a condom machine in a high school in Rome isn’t going over so well with the clergy. They have come out in full effect to protest at the very thought that pubescent John and Jane would ever engage in sex before marriage. But luckily for horny students in Rome, the high school’s headmaster came out swinging with this response to the papal uproar:

“This is not about stimulating the use condoms or intercourse. On the contrary, it’s about prevention and education. The scandal is that we do it in Rome, because this is the city of the pope and therefore one can’t really talk about sex. They can talk about pedophilia, can’t they? To them this is a dogma: One must not talk about it, only do it — secretly!”"

Whoa now, preach on man, preach on. Although I’m not trying to experience all the fire and brimstone when I pass on to the great beyond, I have to side with the high school here. Students have always been ready, willing and able to do the nasty since the dawn of time (more or less). They’re going to have sex whether the Pope is in their backyard or not, so why not help them find protection a little easier?

Via: Perez Hilton

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“S is for Sex. Love it, love it, love it… can’t live without it. I love sex. I love skin. I don’t believe the body is something to hide. I think in American society we’re messing up our kids by taking away the education on, and awareness of, our sexuality and replacing it with violence, guns and video games-and we’re breeding little criminals.”–Zoe Saldana

If only everyone was as brilliant as Zoe. But before you get all hot and bothered at the idea that you may now have a shot at the Avatar star, she does have a boyfriend (sorry fellas). But you may one day get the chance to see much more of Zoe. The actress recently said that she would not rule out doing a graphic sex scene if the script called for it:

“If you asked a painter, ‘Are you going to paint in red?’ the answer would be, ‘I’m going to paint paintings and if one day there is red in it, there’s red in it.’”

Well that’s definitely good to know.

Via: Sify

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At a recent party Demi Moore decided to show the room that she still remembered all those valuable moves she learned from “Striptease.” So she hoped up on the pole and let the magic happen. One partygoer told Life & Style :

There was a pole at the bash, and Demi thought it would be fun to show everyone she still has what it takes. Demi even spun around the pole upside down. It was incredible.”

Incredible is an understatement! That must have been quite the sight to see. The already glorious moment got just that much hotter when Demi decided it was time for her daughter, Rumer Willis, to show the crowd what her mama gave her. Jennifer Aniston, Leonard DiCaprio and even stepdad Ashton Kutcher cheered on the happy hot duo while they put their pole-dancing skills to good use. The partygoer said that in addition to Leo giving Ashton a high-five as the ladies danced, Kelso also put his arm around both lovely ladies, clearly approving of their stripper skills. We would be proud too Ashton. But in case you are wondering where Demi’s pole-dancing chops came from, allow me to direct your attention to the video after the jump. Check out a mid-90’s, completely hot Demi Moore as she bumps, grind and strips to her skivvies in this clip from “Striptease.” Continue »